Well This Just Happened.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
12/26/2016 at 15:56 • Filed to: None

Fuck everything.

DISCUSSION (30)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 15:59

You’re okay though right?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 15:59

Oh, fuckity, fuck fuck.

Steve in Manhattan > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 15:59

Only thing I have comparable is my ex t-boning a deer w/ my ‘88 Camry 5M wagon. Bought it back, fixed it, and drove the crap out of it.

But that’s a Saab. Or was. FYL ... and on Christmas!

Final gen 9/5, perhaps?

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/26/2016 at 16:00

Yeah, I’m fine. Just pissed. We legit got rid of full coverage a month ago. Hopefully their homeowners will cover it

TheHondaBro > Steve in Manhattan
12/26/2016 at 16:02

Looks like a Pontiac Grand Prix.

mazda616 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 16:04

Holy shit! I’m glad you’re okay but damn that sucks.

Urambo Tauro > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 16:07

Yikes! How?

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > TheHondaBro
12/26/2016 at 16:10

Right you are.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Steve in Manhattan
12/26/2016 at 16:10

Grand Prix actually. But close enough.

CB > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 16:10

Well shit, that blows. How bad does the damage look?

MonkeePuzzle > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 16:15

well that one millions percent sucks! no ones car should be violated.

new windshield, hood, and some dent removal maybe? heres hoping the damage isnt too bad.

Sam > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 16:19

Wow, that is some bad luck. At least the damage looks like it’s mostly just on the hood. Can’t tell if the windshield as smashed too, but it appears fine.

I’d be willing to bet there are many Grand Prixs with undamaged hoods in a Detroit pick-and-pull yard, though. Probably cost you less than $100 to fix.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Sam
12/26/2016 at 16:21

Windshield is very much broke. Sounds like we’re gonna try and get out neighbors homeowners insurance to fix it.

Then I would be able to get a new bumper out of it as well.

fhrblig > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 16:22

I don’t want to alarm you, but I think a branch fell on your car.

Seriously though, I’m really glad you’re ok. Also it sort of looks like there might not be too much damage, but it’s hard to tell because there’s a huge tree blocking my view.

$kaycog > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 16:33

Dayum! That’s heartbreaking.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 16:38

Ouch. I’m sorry man, that sucks.

Funktheduck > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 16:59

It may be a little bit of a fight, because insurance, but it’s my understanding that if a neighbors tree damages your property, their insurance pays. That’s how it went when a friend’s neighbors tree damaged their house

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 17:07

I look at the massive old pines beside my driveway every time it gets windy and worry about this happening. There were a couple storms I ran the Jeep out to a huge open parking lot not far away just to be safe. My roommate’s car narrowly missed the top coming off an aspen and then an old sick elm dropped a 16"-diameter branch about two feet away from her Fit a week later before she found somewhere better to park.

I hope everything goes well for you with the repairs. This is a shitty time for it too cause nothing’s open.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 17:24

Sucks man. At least it wasn’t your fault

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 17:37

Aah. But who’s tree is that?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 17:48

that sucks.

EL_ULY > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 18:59

Wtf!!!!!

TheRealBicycleBuck > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/26/2016 at 19:02

At least it was the car and not the house. We had a near-miss with a 50ft pine tree. It took out the fence and the garden, but spared my kids’ room by about six inches.

I’m glad to see nobody was hurt. Oh, and file against their homeowner’s insurance. That’s what it’s there for.